Hello gadgeroonies hope you are all well.Now i realy would like to treat you all to a Chinese feasty thing but lets face it logistics make it difficult,so how about a spot of 'Chinese Wisdom'.

Virginity like bubble,one prick-all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangcock.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong:man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth.but next best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right;war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece all night.

It takes many nails to build a crib,only one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs.

Generaly speaking,you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Hope you enjoyed your bit of Chinese,mine was ok but i had to mention to the waiter that my chicken was realy rubbery,he said 'oh goo we grad you ryke it'.
Laters Chop Chop...gigs