Paddy asks the guy serving in the cafe,'How much are yer cheesy rolls'.They are two for a £1,he answers.'How much for one'asks Pads.75p answers the guy.'Ah great that is' replies Pads,he puts 25p on the counter and says,'I'll take de udder one.

Paddy is asked to come in to the cop shop to take part in an identity line up.Sargent says 'Now do you know how to go on'.'Oh sure oi do,oi seen it loads of times on the filums when oi was a nipper'.Pads is on the far end of the line-up,the witness walks down the line looking at each man in turn as he approaches the last one Paddy jumps out points to the witness and shouts,dats him dats der fella.