Subject: planning permission

I have just applied for planning permission to build a new YT club house.

It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with 9 turrets at various
heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment
sound system.

It would have parking for 200 trikes and I was going to paint it snot green
with tatty pink trim.
The Council Planning Department told me to f**k off.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday...

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